♥DGERZ

Check out this license plate I found:

The ♥DGERZ License Plate

(A personalized white California state license plate.)

Well, look, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I’m always a fan of when people put the cute symbols on license plates, like the ♥ here.

That’s all I really care about for this one though. DGERZ means Dodgers, which is the Major League Baseball team here in Los Angeles. So, it’s [HEART] DGERZ. Heart Dodgers.

Yawn.

I mean, unless this person is actually a PART of the Dodgers, which I doubt, then it’s really just talking about someone else’s accomplishments. The Dodgers don’t know you, man, lol.

Since the Dodgers are boring as hell, let’s think of something (anything) neater it could be. Digital Userz? DANGERZ?? Ooh, I like that one.

Yeah, let’s pretend this means “♥DANGERZ” instead, or “I love danger” as opposed to some baseball stuff. Or perhaps they literally dodge hearts that are thrown at them by someone. Immediately cooler!